Mono​-​Nucle​-​No​-​Kiss

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MONO-NUCLE-NO-KISS

I just got broken up with and I wanted to be slutty
Went to a festival, picked up a fuck buddy
Mutually beneficial, you know we F’d grade A
From dawn to day we made like bunnies
Parted ways, but it wouldn’t be forever
Doctor said “He gave you mono should have kept them legs together”

I got Mono-Nucle-NO KISS
No K-I-S-S-I-N-G
No Booty’s Calling
Got that Kissing Disease

Now I got doctor bills, Got gross throat and chills
Spent a month in bed, went out got ill again
No bike riding, no High Life-ing, no midnighting for me
I tried to heal a broken heart but got that kissing disease

I got Mono-Nucle-NO KISS
No K-I-S-S-I-N-G
No Booty’s Calling
Got that Kissing Disease

Now the CDC says no tonsil hockey for months
Even though I’ve been tempted by two lips more than once
I’ve been good, very good, but you know I fucking hate this
Nobody seems to know how long I’ll be contagious
No Getting cuddly, feeling studly, no bumping uglies for me.
24-7 in my Snuggie with my kissing disease

I got Mono-Nucle-NO KISS
No K-I-S-S-I-N-G
No Booty’s Calling
Got that Kissing Disease

Mononucleosis sucks really fucking bad
I went out on the town now I wish I never had
I’m so fucking tired I don’t want to leave my bed
This is what it feels like to be alive but half dead

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from Heartstrings and Hamstrings, released January 22, 2013

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