FAGETTE

Hello! I’m a true switch from Athens, G-A
Going to protests, high-fiving the gays
I’m a single, white, eh That on any given day,
may have a tendency towards homosexualitaaaay, heeey, heeey, heeey

I’m a F-A-G-E-TT-E
A twinkle toes when disrobed got double X’s in rows
Got gender troubles in loads
I need a man that can handle what’s underneath these clothes

Cause I got a V to the A-G- I-N-A
But no P-E-N-I-S Env-ay
Cause fo real doh
I got a Dildo,
I got two Dildos
I got three Dildos

Now it takes two to fellacio but only one to tango
You know I mean business when I pop in Luther Vandros
I’m an equal opportunity lover,
I like the boys, girls, and others
L-G-BTQ-I-LMNOP
Apples and oranges, they’re all fruits to me

I like ‘em big
I like ‘em small
I like 'em tall
I like Rupaul

So here’s to the girls with the Chubby Chub
Here’s to the boys ain’t got no butt
To the Sexy nerds, the freaks, the butches, and the Geeks
The bears, the s and m’s, and the femme lesbians

I’m a pansexual,
I got my hands on the manual,
I’m a smooth Jew – a bar mitzvah party animal

I’m a F-A-G-E-TT-E
A twinkle toes when disrobed got double X’s in rows
Got gender troubles in loads
I need a man that can handle what’s underneath these clothes

Cause I got a V to the A-G- I-N-A
But no P-E-N-I-S Env-ay
Cause fo’ real doh
I got a Dildo,
I got two Dildos
I got three Dildos

Now have you heard, I’m speaking the good word
There’s been rumors that I tutored Ms. Cleo about the future.
Yeah, you remember her - the fortuneteller from TV
$2.99 a minute for a little ESP.
She said Team Gina Gonna Dance you sweaty.
She said the Athens Boys Choir is just one little fairy.

But I don’t stop believing
Hold on to that feeling.
See I keep dreaming of my posters on ceilings
And independent artists being reviewed in Dynamite Magazine
We’d rap back like slap bracelets, a throw back to the 80’s
Like before Kirk Cameron went fundamentalist
and we all wanted to have his little babies.
And Doogie Houser was the smartest guy we knowed
We were coo-coo for cocoa and had no clue about a TV station like LOGO

We were all Reaganomics and synthesized beats,
Doing the Running Man, Reebok pumps on our feets.
And al those dances, I could never get it
So I step back because the only slide I know..is electric

Boogie-woogie-woogie-woogie

I’m a F-A-G-E-TT-E
A twinkle toes when disrobed got double X’s in rows
Got gender troubles in loads
I need a man that can handle what’s underneath these clothes

Cause I got a V to the A-G- I-N-A
But no P-E-N-I-S Env-ay
Cause fo’ real doh
I got a Dildo,
I got two Dildos
I got three Dildos

So you can pick one that’s just your size
If not, we’ll go buy that fits just right

We’re all one love, two love, ménage à trios
Queer love, het love, Whatevah’